Farting Dogs and Ukuleles

heyjude

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I've got them both. One clears my sinus and the other cleanses my soul.

Jude
 
Depending on how talented you and your dog are, you can even play a farting dog..
 
I fed my dog chili last night... that was a bad idea.
 
My cats fart occasionally and it is certainly an interesting experience. xD I usually have to evacuate, I don't think I'd leave my uke to suffer in their, either.
LOL, hilarious thread!
 
I had a roommate once that had a bird he kept in the kitchen. One day I was doing the dishes, no one in the house but me and that bird and, my goodness, it let one that stunk up the whole room. To be fair, I think it was sick or something because it died a day or two later.
 
My new little Boston Mack II can art you right out o the mood or a good Ukulele session. Phew!
 
I had a roommate once that had a bird he kept in the kitchen. One day I was doing the dishes, no one in the house but me and that bird and, my goodness, it let one that stunk up the whole room. To be fair, I think it was sick or something because it died a day or two later.

You are fortunate. Not many people can honestly say that they have ever heard, or even smelt a bird fart.. And it might be warped, and I ask the Lords forgiveness for my warpness, but, a bird farting, then dropping off the perch dead is just funny. I don't care who ya are. That just sounds like some classic Monte Python stuff there.. . lol
 
You are fortunate. Not many people can honestly say that they have ever heard, or even smelt a bird fart.. And it might be warped, and I ask the Lords forgiveness for my warpness, but, a bird farting, then dropping off the perch dead is just funny. I don't care who ya are. That just sounds like some classic Monte Python stuff there.. . lol
Oh, I never heard it, but I sure did smell it. :D
 
I also have both. 2 dogs who fart a lot, and 9 ukes to keep me sane.
Cheers,
Skottoman
 
I had a roommate once that had a bird he kept in the kitchen. One day I was doing the dishes, no one in the house but me and that bird and, my goodness, it let one that stunk up the whole room. To be fair, I think it was sick or something because it died a day or two later.

That bird must have been sick. The poop (actually a mixture of solid and liquid waste) of healthy birds doesn't smell.
 
There's a line in the song Corrina Corrina that goes...
I got a bird that whistles, I got a dog that sings...
I imagine we could have some fun rewriting those lyrics after reading this thread.
Should one need it, here is a FAQ on farts...
 
I thought by now we'd have a lot of soul soothing stories. What a crowd I've got myself mixed up with.

Jude
 
My dog ripped one yesterday that was NASTY. I don't know how that much stink could come from such a small dog. But she was sick all day Tuesday...so I cut her some slack.
 
That bird must have been sick. The poop (actually a mixture of solid and liquid waste) of healthy birds doesn't smell.

It was probably him, it just snuck out without his knowing it and it killed the bird.
 
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