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heyjude
04-28-2010, 11:08 AM
I've got them both. One clears my sinus and the other cleanses my soul.

Jude

Melissa82
04-28-2010, 11:32 AM
Interesting topic of discussion.

Tudorp
04-28-2010, 11:43 AM
Depending on how talented you and your dog are, you can even play a farting dog..

AC Baltimore
04-28-2010, 11:50 AM
I fed my dog chili last night... that was a bad idea.

nscafe
04-28-2010, 11:52 AM
Best Thread Ever.

Tudorp
04-28-2010, 11:56 AM
I fed my dog chili last night... that was a bad idea.

Safety tip of the day... "Don't do that..."

Vindelanda
04-28-2010, 01:31 PM
My cats fart occasionally and it is certainly an interesting experience. xD I usually have to evacuate, I don't think I'd leave my uke to suffer in their, either.
LOL, hilarious thread!

itsme
04-28-2010, 01:58 PM
I had a roommate once that had a bird he kept in the kitchen. One day I was doing the dishes, no one in the house but me and that bird and, my goodness, it let one that stunk up the whole room. To be fair, I think it was sick or something because it died a day or two later.

nohandles
04-28-2010, 02:21 PM
My new little Boston Mack II can art you right out o the mood or a good Ukulele session. Phew!

Tudorp
04-28-2010, 02:42 PM
I had a roommate once that had a bird he kept in the kitchen. One day I was doing the dishes, no one in the house but me and that bird and, my goodness, it let one that stunk up the whole room. To be fair, I think it was sick or something because it died a day or two later.

You are fortunate. Not many people can honestly say that they have ever heard, or even smelt a bird fart.. And it might be warped, and I ask the Lords forgiveness for my warpness, but, a bird farting, then dropping off the perch dead is just funny. I don't care who ya are. That just sounds like some classic Monte Python stuff there.. . lol

itsme
04-28-2010, 03:36 PM
You are fortunate. Not many people can honestly say that they have ever heard, or even smelt a bird fart.. And it might be warped, and I ask the Lords forgiveness for my warpness, but, a bird farting, then dropping off the perch dead is just funny. I don't care who ya are. That just sounds like some classic Monte Python stuff there.. . lol
Oh, I never heard it, but I sure did smell it. :D

Skottoman
04-28-2010, 03:49 PM
I also have both. 2 dogs who fart a lot, and 9 ukes to keep me sane.
Cheers,
Skottoman

AC Baltimore
04-28-2010, 05:31 PM
Safety tip of the day... "Don't do that..."

yes, I found this out the hard way lol.

mds725
04-28-2010, 08:35 PM
I had a roommate once that had a bird he kept in the kitchen. One day I was doing the dishes, no one in the house but me and that bird and, my goodness, it let one that stunk up the whole room. To be fair, I think it was sick or something because it died a day or two later.

That bird must have been sick. The poop (actually a mixture of solid and liquid waste) of healthy birds doesn't smell.

harpdog
04-29-2010, 12:53 AM
I've got them both. One clears my sinus and the other cleanses my soul.

Jude

So how does a dog fart cleanse your soul?

ichadwick
04-29-2010, 01:16 AM
There's a line in the song Corrina Corrina that goes...

I got a bird that whistles, I got a dog that sings...
I imagine we could have some fun rewriting those lyrics after reading this thread.
Should one need it, here is a FAQ on farts (http://www.heptune.com/farts.html)...

heyjude
04-29-2010, 01:53 AM
I thought by now we'd have a lot of soul soothing stories. What a crowd I've got myself mixed up with.

Jude

Skitzic
04-29-2010, 04:41 AM
My dog ripped one yesterday that was NASTY. I don't know how that much stink could come from such a small dog. But she was sick all day Tuesday...so I cut her some slack.

mangorockfish
04-29-2010, 04:15 PM
Moderators, where are you?!!!!

scottie
04-29-2010, 05:22 PM
That bird must have been sick. The poop (actually a mixture of solid and liquid waste) of healthy birds doesn't smell.

It was probably him, it just snuck out without his knowing it and it killed the bird.

ichadwick
04-30-2010, 12:54 AM
My dog ripped one yesterday that was NASTY. I don't know how that much stink could come from such a small dog. But she was sick all day Tuesday...so I cut her some slack.
I never feed my dog slack. It upsets her tummy too much.
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You can lead a dog to a ukulele, but you can't get it to strum.

mackie
04-30-2010, 06:56 AM
I saw the thread title and wondered, "ey, are they talkin' about my dogs?"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3322/4554041690_87a180aebb.jpg
So here are my treasures and my furry sons.

Dane
04-30-2010, 10:39 AM
Farts and ukuleles, who knew they could make such an interesting thread when mixed together. Just don't ACTUALLY try to combine them, farting in your ukulele is not advised.