Who do you think you are, you pompous ass! How DARE you ask somethi... wait... Keef? THE Keef?
Mr. Howlett has two E's in his first name... like you...
Mr. Moore has a double vowel in his last name... like you
The F is the same phoneme as a V, as in Vic and Sven...
There's a K in it, as in two dogs plucKing and timbuck...
You must be an amalgam of all these people! Ergo, we MUST have a tutorial! You're the greatest! *lol*
(On a more serious note, how cool would a tutorial written by all the incredibly talented folks here, with all the vocab, all the concepts, ideas, formulas, thoughts, etc. put into one thing, be? Heck, a masterwork could probably be done by scouring the forums and editing!)
(On an even more serious note, apologies to any of the talented (or vocal!) builders that I missed in that. It was a quickie, off the top of my head. It wasn't intentional!)