UncleElvis
Well-known member
Heya... I just got cast in a play as, literally, the most annoying man in the world.
(It's not that hard, because he's also the ONLY man in the world... and the only other person in the world is his ex-wife.)
It starts with him being silly on a bullhorn, then some banter, then they sit down and play cards.
I need bits of business during this part, so it doesn't get all "Two people talking on stage"... stuff to do, scenery to chew, and thought, hey! why not play my ukulele?
So, I put it to you, UUers!
If you were stuck with your annoying ex as the last two people on the planet, what's the most annoying song you can think of... or, if you were stuck with your ex and you wanted to get under her skin, what song would you pick that would just make her want to punch you?
I thought "Five foot two, eyes of blue" would be funny, the "Has anybody seen my gal?" bit... given the context...
Hit me up, pipples!
(It's not that hard, because he's also the ONLY man in the world... and the only other person in the world is his ex-wife.)
It starts with him being silly on a bullhorn, then some banter, then they sit down and play cards.
I need bits of business during this part, so it doesn't get all "Two people talking on stage"... stuff to do, scenery to chew, and thought, hey! why not play my ukulele?
So, I put it to you, UUers!
If you were stuck with your annoying ex as the last two people on the planet, what's the most annoying song you can think of... or, if you were stuck with your ex and you wanted to get under her skin, what song would you pick that would just make her want to punch you?
I thought "Five foot two, eyes of blue" would be funny, the "Has anybody seen my gal?" bit... given the context...
Hit me up, pipples!