dnewton2
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So every once in a while I check out Craigslist for ukulele stuff. Usually not much in the DC area but you never know right. I swa na ad asking for a lone uke that said,
It seems somewhat reasonable, i guess, until the last line of the first paragraph. I almost busted out laughing. Too bad I don't have a Tenor and am not a cute girl
I'm thinking of starting a career as a coffee shop ukulele player. I'd like to borrow someone's instrument before I plunk down my hard earned cash on something I suck at. Could I borrow yours for 7 days? I'd prefer a tenor sized, but will work with what you have. If you're worried about me running off with your precious uke we can discuss collateral to be returned in full. After the 7 days you check out my skills and then tell me whether or not to quit my day job. In return I can offer you a home cooked meal or if you're a cute girl sexual services.
I know this may be the most ridiculous add on Craigslist but I'm totally serious. Help me get away from this desk.
It seems somewhat reasonable, i guess, until the last line of the first paragraph. I almost busted out laughing. Too bad I don't have a Tenor and am not a cute girl