View Full Version : Im taking my uke with me when I compete in a WWE cage match

07-30-2010, 04:11 AM
what precautions should I take ? :)

07-30-2010, 04:22 AM
I think a Fluke makes a better weapon, but that's just me.

07-30-2010, 04:25 AM
Wear a cup.


07-30-2010, 04:27 AM
lol, or a Risa Uke-stick... ouch!

07-30-2010, 04:27 AM
:) I need something that can take a good hit without damage yet can cause damage I also believe that temp. and humidity will be slightly elevated.
it would also be a plus if it had a nice tone quality when making strikes like EL KA BONG!! :)

07-30-2010, 04:45 AM
I don't think temperature and humidity would be an area of concern at all if you're taking it to whack people with in a cage match -_-
Just take a cheap disposable uke, like a Mahalo or Makala.

mm stan
07-30-2010, 04:45 AM
Actually it looks like a serious weapon!!! caution...you could poke someones eye with the bottom bout!!!Only kidding!! he he...
Actually I don't condone that type of behavior......anytime....period!

07-30-2010, 05:05 AM
Ukulele codpiece yet again.

07-30-2010, 05:07 AM
I hope you all know im kidding I made this thread after seeing different threads about people taking ukes into different scenario's
post 7 makes a good POINT about the bottom of the sceptre being kinda pointy . The way I hold it it does kinda dig into my forearm

Swampy Steve
07-30-2010, 05:10 AM
I recently saw a thread on here where a guy was making beautiful ukes with 1/2 thick wood for sides & bottom, maybe that should be your uke of choice to accompany you into the ring. No dis on that fellow, just saying { thats some wood!} ;)

07-30-2010, 05:31 AM
You should take a Rogue uke. Because it sounds Tough. Rogue! Errrr.

Doug W
07-31-2010, 11:08 AM
I think that we can take a tip from past masters on the subject. I don't remember ever seeing Mad Dog Vachon enter a cage match without his Harmony. Thick burch construction meant that after the blood dried, Mad Dog was always ready to lead the crowd in a sing along.

07-31-2010, 12:39 PM
I'd go with one of those aluminum ukes MGM made a video of: