Im taking my uke with me when I compete in a WWE cage match

I think a Fluke makes a better weapon, but that's just me.
 
:) I need something that can take a good hit without damage yet can cause damage I also believe that temp. and humidity will be slightly elevated.
it would also be a plus if it had a nice tone quality when making strikes like EL KA BONG!! :)
 
I don't think temperature and humidity would be an area of concern at all if you're taking it to whack people with in a cage match -_-
Just take a cheap disposable uke, like a Mahalo or Makala.
 
Actually it looks like a serious weapon!!! caution...you could poke someones eye with the bottom bout!!!Only kidding!! he he...
Actually I don't condone that type of behavior......anytime....period!
 
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Ukulele codpiece yet again.
 
I hope you all know im kidding I made this thread after seeing different threads about people taking ukes into different scenario's
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post 7 makes a good POINT about the bottom of the sceptre being kinda pointy . The way I hold it it does kinda dig into my forearm
 
I recently saw a thread on here where a guy was making beautiful ukes with 1/2 thick wood for sides & bottom, maybe that should be your uke of choice to accompany you into the ring. No dis on that fellow, just saying { thats some wood!} ;)
Steve
 
You should take a Rogue uke. Because it sounds Tough. Rogue! Errrr.
 
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I think that we can take a tip from past masters on the subject. I don't remember ever seeing Mad Dog Vachon enter a cage match without his Harmony. Thick burch construction meant that after the blood dried, Mad Dog was always ready to lead the crowd in a sing along.
 

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