Poll: What's Better 'ukulele or sex?

What's better to YOU 'ukulele or sex?

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Ahnko Honu

Ahnko Honu

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Please explain your choice. ;)

I meant to say SAX

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What's to explain??????
 
i'm going to get voted off the island for this but if you said ukulele, then you're doing it wrong.
 
smithpaul60 said:
i'm going to get voted off the island for this but if you said ukulele, then you're doing it wrong.
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doing which one wrong?
oh, never mind.
 
I voted for sex. But, I will say this, barring the use of some wonder drug, I can play the uke for far longer. I can videotape me playing uke and share it with my friends and the world. I can't really do that with sex, or at least I wouldn't want to.
 
I didn't realize it was a one or the other choice. I was under the impression that if one was to have sex with their ukulele, the result is a sopranino. As I thought about it, because the sound hole is blocked by strings, ukuleles must be males. That also explains why there aren't very many sopraninos out there. Giving birth to a ukulele must be terribly painful.
 
sex, but i havta think of my uke during...
 
The odds of getting a nice uke are better then getting a nice partner.. . . . . . . . . . You can change ukes easier then partners. . . . . . . . . My uke screams everytime . . . . . . . . (in ecstacy) and so on and so on.
 
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