Pippin
Well-known member
A Letter From Santa
music and lyrics by Mickey Maguire
I'm writing this letter to tell you
that taxes have taken away
the things that I really needed
my workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh.
I'm now making rounds on a donkey,
he's old, and crippled, and slow,
so, you'll know when I'm not there by Christmas
I'm out on my ass in the snow.
The government says I owe money,
and I ain't been treatin' elves fair,
so they're gonna take all my income
to pay for universal elf care.
So, I'm now making rounds on a donkey,
he's old, and crippled, and slow,
so, you'll know if I'm not there by Christmas
I'm out on my ass in the snow...
yes, I'm out, on my ass--- in the snow