That was too funny! Great job... "as a popular music songwriter..." Love the deadpan. That reminded me of Steve Martin's old "As a semi-professional comedian" line.
Great song, great stylophone solo, and the viol-uke looks and sounds awesome!
I play bass in a county band, and have always been puzzled by the line-dancing thing. Sort of like if I went to Papua New Guinea to study some isolated tribe and their strange rituals (no offense to any Papuans in the UU!)...