SuzukHammer
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I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a shiner tomorrow. There is blood under my right eye. I have documented the blood with pictures.
My wife is laughing.
She told me that I play too much and my ukulele is angry.
I'm thinking about going to the police but I think I'll wait until the shiner comes out so I'll look more pathetic for the cops to take me seriously.
The suspect is a Amoeba Music Fluke. My blood wound looks exactly like the screw end of the tuner peg. I'm sure we'll find the pattern matches the screw on the Fluke.
How did this happen?? I was learning Old Macdonald Had a Farm while laying down in bed. I was doing some Peter Townsend windmill chords. I'm pretty sure it was a G and then
KAPOW!!! Without any warning. My Fluke attacked me.
My wife is laughing.
Watch out for those laminates!!!! You really don't know their heritage.
My wife is laughing.
She told me that I play too much and my ukulele is angry.
I'm thinking about going to the police but I think I'll wait until the shiner comes out so I'll look more pathetic for the cops to take me seriously.
The suspect is a Amoeba Music Fluke. My blood wound looks exactly like the screw end of the tuner peg. I'm sure we'll find the pattern matches the screw on the Fluke.
How did this happen?? I was learning Old Macdonald Had a Farm while laying down in bed. I was doing some Peter Townsend windmill chords. I'm pretty sure it was a G and then
KAPOW!!! Without any warning. My Fluke attacked me.
My wife is laughing.
Watch out for those laminates!!!! You really don't know their heritage.