Try being Canadian. It's never ever ever worth ordering from Elderly if you're Canadian (I ordered something once...never again). As an experiment, I clicked "Buy" on a set of strings worth $3.60. Check out the shipping options:
IPA International (2-6+ weeks) ($10.00)
Priority Mail International (2-6+ weeks) ($23.25)
Express Mail International (1-2+ weeks) ($34.50)
I don't even know how that makes sense. Mailing a set of strings to Canada should cost between two and three bucks. I'm getting just a teeny bit tired of being charged for "international postage," which is code for "the same amount we would charge to ship to a location on the other side of the world." Also, how does a two-week delivery time on a set of strings count as "Express," and how on earth is it worth $34.50?
End of Rant.