Haven't heard that for awhile . . . thanks for bringing it back.
The Man Song
Rodney Carrington
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
I don't take no crap from anybody [else but you]
I wear the pants around here [when I'm finished with your laundry]
Cuz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight [When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"]
I'm the man of this house [until you get home]
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
What I say goes around here [right out the window]
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining [so I'll shut up]
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here [The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
Cuz I'm Head-Honcho around here [but it's all in my head]
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
And I can have sex anytime [that you want it]
Cuz I'm a man who has needs [but there not that important]
And don't expect any flowers from me [Cuz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry]
I'm the King of my castle [when you're not around]
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want [and get in trouble]
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready [to sleep on the couch]
Cuz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do [And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]
Because I'm Top dog around here [but I've been neutered]
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
(You the man!)