DEACH, who are you? LOL.

watchmeuke · Aug 18, 2008

can somebody, excluding you deach, give me some background info on DEACH???? like, this guy straight up gave me 2 free ukuleles & i still dont understand. im definitely not tryna hate on the dude, cuz he's freakin awesome for hookin it up. i just need some clarification.

Jimmy · Aug 18, 2008

Some say he knows how to communicate with bookcases.
Some say when he needs to cook food he stares at it so intensely it begins to brown and seals in the flavour out of fear.

All we know for sure is he's the Deachmeister.

SamIAm · Aug 18, 2008

i heard tht he has a army of toddlers at his command! I also heard tht with a wink he can blow your mind.

Ukulele Dude · Aug 18, 2008

Am I the only one around here that hasn't received a free uke from Deach?

Seriously though, I too have wondered why he does it. Not that he needs to explain or anything; just out of curiosity.

Deach Rules!

Jimmy · Aug 18, 2008

Ukulele Dude said:
Am I the only one around here that hasn't received a free uke from Deach?

Seriously though, I too have wondered why he does it. Not that he needs to explain or anything; just out of curiosity.

Deach Rules!

You're not. I think it's an exclusive club if you haven't been Deached nowadays

Many people lay awake at night wondering the same thing, man.

That he does.

SamIAm · Aug 18, 2008

one day all this well deserved positive karma is gunna hit deach like a freight train. Deach is just an awesome person.

rayan · Aug 18, 2008

Didn't you see his last vid? He's actually the drummer from KISS. Thats why he can afford it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI6qX35aYTE

deach · Aug 18, 2008

SamIAm said:
one day all this well deserved positive karma is gunna hit deach like a freight train. Deach is just an awesome person.

Maybe good karma already hit and the favor is being returned.

Your daily zen.....

SamIAm · Aug 18, 2008

deach said:
maybe Good Karma Already Hit And The Favor Is Being Returned.

Your Daily Zen.....

Boom!! Mind Is Blown!

Neil Cursed Diamond · Aug 18, 2008

I heard he is a mermaid.

EDIT: merman.

russ_buss · Aug 18, 2008

deach is actually a team of several people. just like that whole milli vanilli scandal, but hunkier!

Aldrine Guerrero · Aug 18, 2008

I heard his periods attract bears... they can smell the menstruation

/cringe

lovemissheather · Aug 19, 2008

Neil Cursed Diamond said:
I heard he is a mermaid.

EDIT: merman.

i heard this , too.

lovemissheather · Aug 19, 2008

Aldrine Guerrero said:
I heard his periods attract bears... they can smell the menstruation

/cringe

and this, too!

Jimmy · Aug 19, 2008

Aldrine Guerrero said:
I heard his periods attract bears... they can smell the menstruation

/cringe

Deach x bear slash fiction? I likes it.

/cringes also

experimentjon · Aug 19, 2008

If I'm not mistaken, I believe Deach's power level is over 9000.

So I guess that makes him a Saiyan then...and his real name is Kakkarot, and is married to Chi Chi...and he has saved the universe multiple times, saving us from Vegeta, Frieza, Majin Buu, Cell...and that's all I remember. He can change his hair color on demand, fly, teleport, and do massive energy blasts.

...and in his free time he plays ukulele.

lovemissheather · Aug 19, 2008

experimentjon said:
If I'm not mistaken, I believe Deach's power level is over 9000.

So I guess that makes him a Saiyan then...and his real name is Kakkarot, and is married to Chi Chi...and he has saved the universe multiple times, saving us from Vegeta, Frieza, Majin Buu, Cell...and that's all I remember. He can change his hair color on demand, fly, teleport, and do massive energy blasts.

...and in his free time he plays ukulele.

lets write a story about deach.
then we can make it into a song.
a collaborative song.

Slick · Aug 19, 2008

On a whim I Googled "Deach" and this is one of the first links that showed up.

Click at your own risk!!!

I really hope it does not apply. :uhoh:

SinisterDom · Aug 19, 2008

I think Deach can shape shift into a dinosaur. He spends free time flying around as a pterodactyl.

rayan · Aug 19, 2008

Slick said:
On a whim I Googled "Deach" and this is one of the first links that showed up.

Click at your own risk!!!

I really hope it does not apply. :uhoh:

OMG :biglaugh:

DEACH, who are you? LOL.

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