sweetdemise
Well-known member
Quick forewarning disclaimer thing. This is a comedy song and none of it should be taken seriously. Although that was pretty obvious, maybe I shouldn't have said that. Don't read that first part... too late? oh well here are the lyrics.
Love/Hate Relationship
Every time you slam the door,
It only makes me love you more.
I don’t care what people say,
I know you’ll love me any day. Now
I know that they all say you hate me
But that doesn’t irritate me
I know you’ll just try to ignore us,
So please just listen to the chorus.
CHORUS
Girl you say you hate me,
And you would never date me
Even if I was the last guy in the world.
Listen, my hearts thumping,
I have to tell you something:
I can arrange that.
Verse 2:
You call me a stalker
Just cuz I hide in you locker
And listen to you talk to all your friends
But girl it’s just because I love you,
I can’t get enough of you,
Or enough of your stuff to put in to my shrine.
You say that you don’t love me,
But let me just pretend
That you want to hear the chorus once again:
CHORUS
Girl you say you hate me,
And you would never date me—
( ANGRY RANT)
You say I can’t stalk you for much longer,
But my stalking skills have gotten much stronger.
I know everything about ya,
I got your numbers, address and you
know Jean-Claude, that Italian-French stud that speaks 5 languages that you’ve been dating online for the past five months..?
That’s me!
Love/Hate Relationship
Every time you slam the door,
It only makes me love you more.
I don’t care what people say,
I know you’ll love me any day. Now
I know that they all say you hate me
But that doesn’t irritate me
I know you’ll just try to ignore us,
So please just listen to the chorus.
CHORUS
Girl you say you hate me,
And you would never date me
Even if I was the last guy in the world.
Listen, my hearts thumping,
I have to tell you something:
I can arrange that.
Verse 2:
You call me a stalker
Just cuz I hide in you locker
And listen to you talk to all your friends
But girl it’s just because I love you,
I can’t get enough of you,
Or enough of your stuff to put in to my shrine.
You say that you don’t love me,
But let me just pretend
That you want to hear the chorus once again:
CHORUS
Girl you say you hate me,
And you would never date me—
( ANGRY RANT)
You say I can’t stalk you for much longer,
But my stalking skills have gotten much stronger.
I know everything about ya,
I got your numbers, address and you
know Jean-Claude, that Italian-French stud that speaks 5 languages that you’ve been dating online for the past five months..?
That’s me!