Stereo types about ukulele players

One is never enough.
 
They are nerds and only play ukes because they don't have enough talent to play a "real" guitar. :p

Yeah: nerd, dork, dwid, spaz, geek, walley, doofus ... I've heard (and embraced) them all.
 
They are all devastatingly handsome sex machines
 
c'mon, play me some 'tiptoe through the tulips'....
 
Let's see: Balding male, facial hair, Christian, probably could stand to lose a few pounds.

How'd I do?
 
They're all named Mike.

Wait. That one's almost true!
 
Ive never heard such comments whenever I played.
Actually, I've just never heard any besides the "oh you play ukulele cuz you're not good enough for guitar?" :p
 
Whenever someone asks about guitar, I either pull the "Four fingers, four strings. What the hell is wrong with you?" response or, more often, the "I play this tiny thing 'cuz I'm compensating. I bet you drive a huge car, don't you?" one.
 
In my experience, about 70% of the unenlightened start coming out with George Formby quotes. "Turned out nice again" is a favourite. My, how we laughed. :mad:

It's all harmless, of course, and when you hand them a uke most quickly change their minds.:cool:
 
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