The Pope, Roy Smeck and George Formby walk into a bar...

The Pope , Roy Smeck and George Formby walk into a bar and sit down next to a horse. The bartender comes over and says to the horse , " Hey ,...why the long face ? "
 
Roy Smeck says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?"

Pope says, "Oh, heavens no!!"

George Formby says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"
 
Good one, eugene!
 
Roy Smeck says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?"

Pope says, "Oh, heavens no!!"

George Formby says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"


I can't see that being topped. Great chuckle this morning.
 
You'd think the pope would have warned the other two...
 
So, Roy Smeck and George Formby I know of, who's this Pope fella - what kind of ukulele did he play...
 
I can tell you about when they had a walk down the canal...

They came to a metal-railed fence, and there was Kylie Minogue wi' her head stuck in the railings.

"hee hee, turned out nice again, hasn't it?" said George, and took advantage of young Miss Minogue, in a rude way (even though she said she didn't mind because she'd nowt better to do until the fire brigade come to cut her free).

Anyhow, Roy, being the gentleman, said to the Pope:

"here Pontiff, do you want to go next?"

"I'd love to" said yon Pope, "but I reckon me head won't fit through them railings!"
 
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