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IrishKevin
03-14-2012, 11:25 PM
Finish the joke, need a laugh today.

Pukulele Pete
03-15-2012, 12:54 AM
The Pope , Roy Smeck and George Formby walk into a bar and sit down next to a horse. The bartender comes over and says to the horse , " Hey ,...why the long face ? "

Hippie Dribble
03-15-2012, 01:03 AM
Roy Smeck says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?"

Pope says, "Oh, heavens no!!"

George Formby says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"

Nickie
03-15-2012, 02:13 AM
Good one, eugene!

Canoe Lady
03-15-2012, 04:31 AM
Roy Smeck says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?"

Pope says, "Oh, heavens no!!"

George Formby says, "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"


I can't see that being topped. Great chuckle this morning.

IrishKevin
03-15-2012, 08:55 AM
My day has been made, thanks Eugene

Pukulele Pete
03-15-2012, 09:30 AM
I guess I'm the only one here with a sense of humor.

IrishKevin
03-15-2012, 09:54 AM
Pukulele I definitely got a good laugh out of a spin on an oldie

OldePhart
03-15-2012, 10:29 AM
You'd think the pope would have warned the other two...

OldePhart
03-15-2012, 10:30 AM
So, Roy Smeck and George Formby I know of, who's this Pope fella - what kind of ukulele did he play...

UkeLad
03-15-2012, 12:24 PM
I can tell you about when they had a walk down the canal...

They came to a metal-railed fence, and there was Kylie Minogue wi' her head stuck in the railings.

"hee hee, turned out nice again, hasn't it?" said George, and took advantage of young Miss Minogue, in a rude way (even though she said she didn't mind because she'd nowt better to do until the fire brigade come to cut her free).

Anyhow, Roy, being the gentleman, said to the Pope:

"here Pontiff, do you want to go next?"

"I'd love to" said yon Pope, "but I reckon me head won't fit through them railings!"

ckellogg
03-16-2012, 03:32 AM
Please don't kick me off uu for this (yes, I know I'm going to hell) - 'reentrant' joke, anyone?

Pukulele Pete
03-16-2012, 04:14 AM
Please don't kick me off uu for this (yes, I know I'm going to hell) - 'reentrant' joke, anyone?

Careful , tough crowd here. It had better be new !