View Full Version : Jake vs. Chuck?

03-22-2012, 02:40 PM
Alley fight...

Jake Shimabukuro vs. Chuck Norris. Both are armed only with ukes.

Who wins?

03-22-2012, 03:04 PM
too many chuck norris jokes these days...
Jake would win

03-22-2012, 03:40 PM
If Jake were playing a Chuck (Moore), then we would all be winners.

03-22-2012, 04:51 PM
Jake runs away to protect his hands. Someone whose livelihood depends on playing a musical instrument does not put his or her hands at risk. Chuck, of course, doesn't care about his own hands.

03-22-2012, 05:33 PM
Chuck wins because it is in his contract!

03-22-2012, 06:54 PM
Chuck will love the uke & join UU after Jake plays the uke.

Uke are instruments of peace. :shaka: :shaka:

03-22-2012, 07:56 PM
I thought Chuck Norris jokes died in like 2009 lol

03-22-2012, 10:11 PM
Chuck Norris! It is a known FACT that the Koa tree was named after him.......WARRIOR!!!

03-22-2012, 10:14 PM
If Charles Bronson rose from the grave, and walked in the door, he'd smoke'em both.

mm stan
03-22-2012, 10:44 PM
Hey Doc,
I still remember the old motorcycle show...called Then came Bronson that was on the tele in the 60's....wow brough back memories..thanks
Wonder why Jake has not joined us here...anybody wanna send out some invites....

03-23-2012, 03:20 AM
Who's this Norris guy?

03-23-2012, 04:00 AM
Chuck Norris can tune a uke to low g just by staring at it.

All K-brands pass Chuck Norris before being sold: he roundhouse-kicks a perfect soundhole into them.

03-23-2012, 07:52 AM
Alley fight...

Jake Shimabukuro vs. Chuck Norris. Both are armed only with ukes.

Who wins?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon,......he is armed with arms. (and legs) :D

03-23-2012, 07:57 AM
You all realize that on some martial arts forum somewhere, someone has posted the question:

"Alley fight... Chuck Norris vs. Jake Shimabukuro. Both are armed only with numchuks. Who wins?"

Makes as much sense as the OP's question.

03-23-2012, 11:23 AM
What's Opie got do with this?

03-23-2012, 04:11 PM
Why do images from the old MTV Celebrity Death Match come to mind? Now that would be good.