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trippntx
03-22-2012, 02:40 PM
Alley fight...

Jake Shimabukuro vs. Chuck Norris. Both are armed only with ukes.

Who wins?

UkuleleAdventure
03-22-2012, 03:04 PM
too many chuck norris jokes these days...
Jake would win

Tigeralum2001
03-22-2012, 03:40 PM
If Jake were playing a Chuck (Moore), then we would all be winners.

mds725
03-22-2012, 04:51 PM
Jake runs away to protect his hands. Someone whose livelihood depends on playing a musical instrument does not put his or her hands at risk. Chuck, of course, doesn't care about his own hands.

WOBster
03-22-2012, 05:33 PM
Chuck wins because it is in his contract!

wmboy
03-22-2012, 06:54 PM
Chuck will love the uke & join UU after Jake plays the uke.

Uke are instruments of peace. :shaka: :shaka:

zac987
03-22-2012, 07:56 PM
I thought Chuck Norris jokes died in like 2009 lol

keliiyama
03-22-2012, 10:11 PM
Chuck Norris! It is a known FACT that the Koa tree was named after him.......WARRIOR!!!

drbekken
03-22-2012, 10:14 PM
If Charles Bronson rose from the grave, and walked in the door, he'd smoke'em both.

mm stan
03-22-2012, 10:44 PM
Hey Doc,
I still remember the old motorcycle show...called Then came Bronson that was on the tele in the 60's....wow brough back memories..thanks
Wonder why Jake has not joined us here...anybody wanna send out some invites....

stevepetergal
03-23-2012, 03:20 AM
Who's this Norris guy?

ukuhippo
03-23-2012, 04:00 AM
Chuck Norris can tune a uke to low g just by staring at it.

All K-brands pass Chuck Norris before being sold: he roundhouse-kicks a perfect soundhole into them.

joejeweler
03-23-2012, 07:52 AM
Alley fight...

Jake Shimabukuro vs. Chuck Norris. Both are armed only with ukes.

Who wins?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon,......he is armed with arms. (and legs) :D

mds725
03-23-2012, 07:57 AM
You all realize that on some martial arts forum somewhere, someone has posted the question:

"Alley fight... Chuck Norris vs. Jake Shimabukuro. Both are armed only with numchuks. Who wins?"

Makes as much sense as the OP's question.

trippntx
03-23-2012, 11:23 AM
What's Opie got do with this?

wconley
03-23-2012, 04:11 PM
Why do images from the old MTV Celebrity Death Match come to mind? Now that would be good.