Have you clicked on the door all three times?
Beware, something terrible happens to Bambi at the end!
Actually, click on the door more than 3 times -- I think yesterday it was 6 times. Every day the site gets updated. It's a riot.
I feel like I'm being a bad mod by letting this thread exist. But I love it so much!
Seriously, if anyone's offended, just PM me and let me know.