FIXED! I brought the Galveston back to the store to return it so I can have extra cash for the new uke I want to buy, when they said I could only get a store credit, I couldn't find anything of interest to me for around 30 dollars.
I asked him if he could f** with the action because it is so up high and making the intonation crappy. He took it back to his workshop for 5 minutes tops, came back with the nut slits shaved down so now the strings sit nicely right above the frets.
It plays just fine now. Everything is easier to play and I don't have to KILL my fingers to get chords sounding slightly right.
The Galveston is a bit on the crap side, but I love it. The sound is not strong, it does not resonate well, there's other things about it that suck, but it is mine and I can't put it down.
Now I have more time to decide what kind of awesome new uke I can get.