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amute
05-06-2012, 08:20 AM
So yesterday after jamming at the Mos Eisley Cantina on the planet Tatooine. I came across a group of storm troopers that called me names told me Jake Shimabukuro sucked and then took my uke and had an officer stomp it into pieces before they beat the crap out of me...

Bullying is wrong on any planet folks!

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OldePhart
05-06-2012, 08:22 AM
So yesterday after jamming at the Mos Eisley Cantina on the planet Tatooine. I came across a group of storm troopers that called me names told me Jake Shimabukuro sucked and then took my uke and had an officer stomp it into pieces before they beat the crap out of me...

Bullying is wrong on any planet folks!

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Wow, you must really suck on that thing if people are coming from other planets to stop you!

coolkayaker1
05-06-2012, 08:28 AM
You need a Fluke Uke. And a big knife.

ricdoug
05-06-2012, 10:09 AM
You shoulda' played "Tiptoe Through the Tulips". That woulda' chased them into another galaxy! Ric

Steedy
05-06-2012, 11:37 AM
At least your photo wasn't turned sideways! :)

rpfrogner
05-06-2012, 12:00 PM
Before Chuck Norris was around......there was Daniel Boone! Daniel Boone would of kicked their intergalactic butts for harming that sweet Mainland.
Heehee :)

SuzukHammer
05-06-2012, 03:45 PM
C3PO is a fine luthier. He can remediate this in 5 parseks. But first you must rescue the parts from the Death Star trash bin; so, you will need to lower the defense shield. Go to Ewoktown and see if you can rustle up a rebel force. Let them know it won't be easy.

PoiDog
05-06-2012, 04:38 PM
This would never have happened if you were in a Federation uni. Those SW swine run like Frenchman from a German kid when they see one of those.

Paul December
05-06-2012, 04:43 PM
"This Pill" is only 99% effective...
...Star Wars + Ukulele = 100%
(Thank God I'm so good looking for it not to matter!)

gokidd
05-06-2012, 04:51 PM
Condolences.
Next time, use the old Jedi mind trick and gently suggest: "This is not the Mainland Uke seek"

Paul December
05-06-2012, 04:55 PM
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Condolences.
Next time, use the old Jedi mind trick and gently suggest: "This is not the Mainland Uke seek"

Did you mean to say Jenny Mind Trick? ;)

gokidd
05-06-2012, 05:03 PM
Well played, PD!

Nickie
05-06-2012, 05:12 PM
Maybe you need a new light sabre in your uke case. Go with the Force!

Trinimon
05-06-2012, 05:12 PM
LOL, cool! The UKE is strong with this one...

consitter
05-06-2012, 08:33 PM
At least your photo wasn't turned sideways! :)

Still stuck on that, eh Steedy? Hahaha!!

Plainsong
05-07-2012, 01:44 AM
This would never have happened if you were in a Federation uni. Those SW swine run like Frenchman from a German kid when they see one of those.

THIS! Or Colonial Fleet duty blues. ;)

Musta been a rough May the Fourth.

ChrisRCovington
05-07-2012, 01:56 AM
You got beat up by stormtroopers?!? They can't even kill Ewoks!

1931jim
05-07-2012, 02:18 AM
The Klingons are using Lori's Uke Leach now. They must be slipping into another quadrant.
PS: Biggybig goof. I am sorry Lori that I have misspelled (misspelt) your Uke Leash. My wife is a nurse and she corrected me, if you have something oozing out of a wound then the spelling would be leach. I am such a dumdedumdum.

Plainsong
05-07-2012, 12:02 PM
Getting their ukes trashed was the reason species 8472 invaded the Delta Quadrant. True story.


What? No one watched Voyager?

1931jim
05-07-2012, 01:53 PM
I love my 7of9 almost as much as my ukulele. No laughing matter.

ukecantdothat
05-08-2012, 06:40 AM
You got beat up by stormtroopers?!? They can't even kill Ewoks!

That's what I was thinking! One sidestep, an El Kabong upside the helmet with the uke - problem solved.

OldePhart
05-08-2012, 08:05 AM
The funny thing is, until I saw the picture, I thought he said he'd got beat up by Vedder's men...

amute
05-08-2012, 09:40 AM
Moments before the beating I remember asking "May I please have my uke back?"

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ukuhippo
05-08-2012, 10:03 AM
The funny thing is, until I saw the picture, I thought he said he'd got beat up by Vedder's men...

Vedder has men?

ukulelelalala
05-08-2012, 07:13 PM
I would have broke it over their @!*&ing heads and then strangled them with the strings..

Uhmmm, sorry about that... What I meant was "Buddha Bless you"... ;)

ChrisRCovington
05-09-2012, 01:57 AM
Ok stormtroopers you should be able to take but with Darth Vader there I guess I would have given in, too. I mean that guy is prue evil!

jackwhale
05-09-2012, 03:06 AM
I didn't realize Darth was THAT tall....

ukuraleigh
05-09-2012, 03:40 AM
If only you had been wearing this t-shirt...

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