disclaimer: warning! this joke make not be suitable for children under 17. rated PG.
a man and his wife walks into MGM ukulele store and sees a sign next to a beautiful new ukulele. the sign says "make me laugh and you can have this ukulele!" so the man tells his wife to have a seat while he takes mike into the back. when they come out, mike is laughing his brains out uncontrollably. so he gives the man his new ukulele and they leave happy. the wife starts feeling left out and so she wanted an ukulele of her own. so they go back to MGM ukulele store and see another sign next to another beautiful new ukulele. this sign says "make me cry and you can have this ukulele!" the man couldnt resist, so he had his wife take a seat while he took mike to the back room. and when they came back out, mike was crying uncontrollably. he gave them the new ukulele and they left. bewildered, the wife starts to inquire about how her husband was able to get two free ukuleles. the proud man couldnt resist anymore and told her how he did it:
"the first time, i took mike into the back room and i whispered into his ear that i had a bigger wahoo than he did... so he started laughing, and i got the ukulele" said the husband.
"ok, so what about when you had to make him cry???" asked the confused wife.
"oh that? well all i had to do was show it to him!"
just for the record, i already have two IMT500 clip on tuners. so if by chance i win this contest, i would like to deach the tuner to the first person that PM's me that they NEED one. i will relay that info to mike and he will contact you for your shipping information. all i wanted to do was make a joke hahaha.