"Launched in April 2007, the Daily Mash is a satirical website covering national and international news with spoof stories, commentary and opinion. (i.e. it’s all made-up and is not intended, in any way whatsoever, to be taken as factual. Hello lawyers.)"
Well, when it comes to it what I really enjoy about the ukulele is that I can play it and enjoy the music, and learn more and more and sometimes play with wonderful musicians. I never longed to know that everyone in the world was also playing the ukulele. Kind of like tattoos. Gets boring when everyone has one. Rah, rah, rah is for summer camps. There are other musical venues. Buyer beware. Warren Buffet, who plays the uke, advises that one never invest in things one doesn't understand. Fads are fads but beauty persists. Ars longa, vita brevis. Those who love the ukes should buy what's available. I pity the poor music shop that over invested but not the guy who bought the instrument for its speculative value rather than its everyday enjoyment.
Ooooo, I fist-bump you for that one.
Uhmmm, not that there's anything *wrong* with that side of the road. But did the ukulele market think about the consequences before hand? And what about the children?
I like that the other headlines are "Greeks apologize with huge horse," and "'Bully' not the same as 'twat,' celebrities are told." accompanies by a picture of justin bieber.
<edit> I suppose I ought to insert a "WARNING: Contains the odd sweary word, which everyone has heard innumerable times, but which nevertheless manages to offend some people out of all proportion"
<edit> I suppose I ought to insert a "WARNING: Contains the odd sweary word, which everyone has heard innumerable times, but which nevertheless manages to offend some people out of all proportion"
It got me for the first few sentences....pretty funny.
I thought this was hilarious: “First, the number of ukulele players in the UK now far exceeds the demand for ukulele recitals, which despite being exaggerated by enthusiasts and Frank Skinner, is almost non-existent.
I never hear of the daily mash before, I'll have to bookmark it.