The Big Kahuna
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Ok, I can only attribute this one to being incredibly tired after my first day in a new job:
I set up a group on Facebook, something to do with "Aloha Spirit" or something (yes, I know!).
I was informed by FB via email that someone with a "celebrity" status was being given control of my group, because it suited their purposes.
I discovered that the celebrities in question were Jake and Aldrine, and went to confront them at a gig they were doing in a big shed somewhere in England.
After shouting at them a lot, it all got smoothed over when Jake informed me that I'd be getting a big kickback from the money it generated.
After the gig I found Jake & Aldrine sitting at a table surrounded by giggling girls, while Aldrine worked his way through a big tray of Banana Liqueur shots (he was drunk and giggling more than the girls to be honest).
For some reason, I swapped my clothes with a girl at the gig and ran home through the rain in army boots and a pair of knitted shorts with buttons that kept coming undone.
There, that should keep the shrinks busy for a week or two.
So, tell us about your Uke dream.
I set up a group on Facebook, something to do with "Aloha Spirit" or something (yes, I know!).
I was informed by FB via email that someone with a "celebrity" status was being given control of my group, because it suited their purposes.
I discovered that the celebrities in question were Jake and Aldrine, and went to confront them at a gig they were doing in a big shed somewhere in England.
After shouting at them a lot, it all got smoothed over when Jake informed me that I'd be getting a big kickback from the money it generated.
After the gig I found Jake & Aldrine sitting at a table surrounded by giggling girls, while Aldrine worked his way through a big tray of Banana Liqueur shots (he was drunk and giggling more than the girls to be honest).
For some reason, I swapped my clothes with a girl at the gig and ran home through the rain in army boots and a pair of knitted shorts with buttons that kept coming undone.
There, that should keep the shrinks busy for a week or two.
So, tell us about your Uke dream.
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