View Full Version : Sometimes it's tough breaking up.

Uke Republic
08-30-2012, 09:44 AM
She was gorgeous, everything I thought I wanted. A clear voice, nice curves with a very exotic look. It was fine for a while then "he" came in to the picture and took her away. He played her like , well a ukulele. It hurt to see him smiling with his hands all over her neck and body.
The best to both of em, pffooot! I really don't care anymore , right!!!

08-30-2012, 10:03 AM
Sorry she was played like that. It had to hurt seeing him pull on her G string and hearing that intonation and the vibrations going through her body. Get another ukulele and play Cee Lo Green on it. I will have you in my thoughts.

08-30-2012, 02:45 PM
Just know that, it wasn't her, it was you. ;)

08-30-2012, 02:50 PM
Just know that, it wasn't her, it was you. ;)

:biglaugh: Agreed, it's always the guy who is responsible for the rending of relationships.

Hippie Dribble
08-30-2012, 02:53 PM
get some Barry White into dem fingers of yours Mike and she'll be back cooing like a dove on your windowsill... :love:

mm stan
08-30-2012, 03:02 PM
Always sad to see your Fav go...I'm sure a new one will be comin' round the corner when she comes....yup regrets, we all have them...:wallbash:

08-30-2012, 06:36 PM
What can you expect. She's just a soundhole who likes to be played. Its not you. Its the game. Hate the game.

08-30-2012, 06:42 PM
Hang in there Mike...in your line of work another temptress will come along soon...

08-31-2012, 04:26 AM
Mike, what are you talking about? I know you have been two, or ten, timing her since the day you met.

08-31-2012, 05:18 AM
Who was she?