Hhahahahaha! I actually looked at this last night and thought about learning it but I wasn't off my dot enough lol!
You do a great job with the proper copper coffee pot bit.
Very nice, Dave, and therein lies the reason why I didn't even try it!
The music I have even has the patter!
At Finish of chorus
'No! There's one or two people singing it wrong. There's a lady down there, I think she must be a cook -
she's singing "If I can't have a proper cup o' coffee, I'm going to ask the Copper in to tea," and over here there's evidently a
Son of Temperance, singing, "All I want is a half a pint o' Porter and put it in a proper Pewter Porter Pot."
Now, once more. let's have it properly - full strength. Now, as Shakespeare says:
"One knob of sugar, a drop of cow juice,
Open your percolators and sing like the deuce." ' Repeat chorus.