so ya, i totally am still stuck in the days before mommyrators/goderators. 'the real internet' days, i like to call them.. sorry, my bad.. reality check...
so anyway, according to the rules, I have ukes for sale. yes I do..
and so does my good friend.. he really has a lot.. some say he's a bit of a collector or connoisseur or luthier..
whats that? yes, he does, in fact make his own ukuleles, and he makes more all the time, and yes, we actually own them
he'd post in this forum himself, i'm sure, except he doesnt even speak or read a "lick" (pun) of english
and if that wasnt bad enough, he actually had all of his fingers and toes melted off in a hazardous toy factory, so he cant even type..
he'd actually use his nose if he could.. but he lost most of that in a shoes factory accident elsewhere.
to make matters worse, Microsoft voice recognition doesnt understand any of the 5 different dialects he speaks, so he cant even use basic speech-to-text functions, poor fella
but he loves to play & sing, albeit a bit nasally
so ya, I'm helping him out as well.. he has alot of very fine ukes.. some made in China, some made in Italy, and he's always collecting more..
i cant go over the entire list of ukes he has, that i also, of course, OWN.. but even the higher-end ukes only run about 150-200 US dollars, which feeds his entire family of 8 for 3 months.
so just PM me for details and i'll have someone translate and speak loudly into where his ears used to be before losing them whilst, yes, making Christmas lights in yet another factory.
thanks
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so anyway, according to the rules, I have ukes for sale. yes I do..
and so does my good friend.. he really has a lot.. some say he's a bit of a collector or connoisseur or luthier..
whats that? yes, he does, in fact make his own ukuleles, and he makes more all the time, and yes, we actually own them
he'd post in this forum himself, i'm sure, except he doesnt even speak or read a "lick" (pun) of english
and if that wasnt bad enough, he actually had all of his fingers and toes melted off in a hazardous toy factory, so he cant even type..
he'd actually use his nose if he could.. but he lost most of that in a shoes factory accident elsewhere.
to make matters worse, Microsoft voice recognition doesnt understand any of the 5 different dialects he speaks, so he cant even use basic speech-to-text functions, poor fella
but he loves to play & sing, albeit a bit nasally
so ya, I'm helping him out as well.. he has alot of very fine ukes.. some made in China, some made in Italy, and he's always collecting more..
i cant go over the entire list of ukes he has, that i also, of course, OWN.. but even the higher-end ukes only run about 150-200 US dollars, which feeds his entire family of 8 for 3 months.
so just PM me for details and i'll have someone translate and speak loudly into where his ears used to be before losing them whilst, yes, making Christmas lights in yet another factory.
thanks
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