Playing ukulele makes me hungry! Well and thirsty!

Not so much here. What usually happens with uke/food is I sit down to play a bit while my dinner is in the oven and end up burning it because I don't want to stop playing.
 
So what happens if I play Legend of the one-eyed sailor? Oh no! Hide the forks! (Can't do this on uke, just mellophone.) Not my fav arrangement, but a classic:

 
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