I keep a couple of 2-minute originals in my arsenal. That way, if I get a chance to play for 15 or 20 minutes at a show, I can sometimes fit an extra song into my time slot.
Lyrics:
This has been the longest day in the history of time
This has been the longest day, I need new walls to climb
Look at the clock, how is it moving so slow?
My palms are itching and I'm raring to go
This has been the longest day that the universe has known
I want out in the strongest way, and I dread the ringing phone
It's too much for my heart to take
I need a change now, I need a break
Sitting here in my cubbyhole
Everything's glittering but none of it's gold
And I'm feeling like I'm gonna lose my mind
This has been the longest day in the history of time
Grab my jacket and I'm out the door
Push the gas pedal down to the floor
They say "Ease up, man, just let yourself coast"
But he who hesitates is toast