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hammer40
03-09-2013, 11:57 PM
Now this is how you sell a uke. I have no affiliation with this, just thought it was an interesting way to sell a uke.

I think Hank (behind her) will have to change his lyric slightly to..."Hey good lookin' I can see what ya got cookin'"

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lanikai-LU21-T-TENOR-Ukulele-/400430491765

kissing
03-10-2013, 03:18 AM
Wow! It's everything I need!

hmgberg
03-10-2013, 03:25 AM
Maybe Baby!

mikelz777
03-10-2013, 04:06 AM
Uh...what was I shopping for again?

bnolsen
03-10-2013, 04:07 AM
that ukulele is too big

good_uke_boy
03-10-2013, 05:00 AM
The writeup says that the Model may have a small finish flaw. I don't see a flaw on the model...

hammer40
03-10-2013, 05:25 AM
that ukulele is too big

Ha...to bad she wasn't holding a Soprano instead.

coolkayaker1
03-10-2013, 05:27 AM
I'd love to see her performing live with in-the-round seating.

UKEonomics
03-10-2013, 05:37 AM
I bet she's cold.

Chris Tarman
03-10-2013, 05:51 AM
The writeup says that the Model may have a small finish flaw. I don't see a flaw on the model...

You beat me to it!

UkeKiddinMe
03-10-2013, 05:57 AM
That sure is a mighty fine way to sell a uke.

uke552
03-10-2013, 05:59 AM
Ha...to bad she wasn't holding a Soprano instead.

...or sopranino :o

Mivo
03-10-2013, 06:08 AM
I wonder if he sells just strings ...

coolkayaker1
03-10-2013, 06:09 AM
The ad says: "Dealer Retiring - Blow Out Priced"

(insert your favorite pimp joke here)

coolkayaker1
03-10-2013, 06:10 AM
I wonder if he sells just strings ...

I'd wager he sells low G-strings.

Moore Bettah Ukuleles
03-10-2013, 06:18 AM
It would've been sold by now had it been a cutaway.

Toucan Mango
03-10-2013, 06:21 AM
There used to be a guy on ebay that sold gemstones, he would have a women hold the stones in her hands, and behind her hands there was some monster cleavage, about as much cleavage as you could show with out showing all. It was actually quite effective according to his feedback score!

coolkayaker1
03-10-2013, 06:21 AM
I wonder if she could move my Lichty.

Paul December
03-10-2013, 07:18 AM
I wonder if she could move my Lichty.

Did your Lichty move, or are just happy to see me?

justinlcecil
03-10-2013, 07:36 AM
I think Chuck wins this one on his wit alone.

UkeKiddinMe
03-10-2013, 07:42 AM
The thread wins: Best Thread Of Week.

I knew you ukers would be fun.


It would've been sold by now had it been a cutaway.

Niiiiiiiice. :cool:


I think Chuck wins this one on his wit alone.

Ok, tell this new guy - who's Chuck?
coolkayaker1?

I'm Frank, BTW. I was not born UkeKiddinMe.

UKEonomics
03-10-2013, 08:00 AM
You've heard of the Uke Thong. Now, introducing the uke bra!

....had to get that one in. :)

Dan Uke
03-10-2013, 08:01 AM
Too bad it wasn't a slotted head

OldePhart
03-10-2013, 08:22 AM
Ha...to bad she wasn't holding a Soprano instead.

Sopranino...no, wait...a Tangi...

didgeridoo2
03-10-2013, 08:33 AM
All I can say is lookout UU marketplace for my next offering!

Granted, I'm a 42 year old dude who has yet to begin his New Year's resolution list...

good_uke_boy
03-10-2013, 08:35 AM
Sopranino...no, wait...a Tangi...

How about a harmonica?

coolkayaker1
03-10-2013, 08:40 AM
Too bad it wasn't a slotted head

Why...do you think she could get some action on my slot head Pono?

Dan Uke
03-10-2013, 08:54 AM
The thread wins: Best Thread Of Week.

I knew you ukers would be fun.


You'll think otherwise once you get to know us!

Gadzukes!
03-10-2013, 09:12 AM
I'm watching the auction so I can be kept abreast of how it's going. I'm sure he'll come out on top, less the eBay fees.

Sorry for the puns, but I'm gonna milk this one for all it's worth.

Dan Uke
03-10-2013, 09:25 AM
I'm watching the auction so I can be kept abreast of how it's going. I'm sure he'll come out on top, less the eBay fees.

Sorry for the puns, but I'm gonna milk this one for all it's worth.

hehehehe...I'm blushing just reading this

NoKaOi
03-10-2013, 01:01 PM
As a fellow newbie, I can't be altogether certain, but I'm gathering it's Mr. Moore (alien'esque lookin' dude in his avatar wearing a very cool looking white hood.. ;) ) from "Moore Bettah Ukuleles"

I'm also known as "Sean," btw - although I was certainly born "NoKaOi" :cool:




Ok, tell this new guy - who's Chuck?
coolkayaker1?

I'm Frank, BTW. I was not born UkeKiddinMe.

Beau Hannam Ukuleles
03-10-2013, 02:46 PM
It would've been sold by now had it been a cutaway.

hahahahaha

mikelz777
03-10-2013, 05:39 PM
She appears in several of the other seller's listings. I just hope she isn't the seller's daughter!

Steedy
03-10-2013, 06:09 PM
Ha ha, old Hank looks startled, but Buddy's like "yeah baby"! :)

Dan Uke
03-10-2013, 06:19 PM
As a fellow newbie, I can't be altogether certain, but I'm gathering it's Mr. Moore (alien'esque lookin' dude in his avatar wearing a very cool looking white hood.. ;) ) from "Moore Bettah Ukuleles"

I'm also known as "Sean," btw - although I was certainly born "NoKaOi" :cool:

aka Mufasa

itsme
03-13-2013, 09:56 PM
Okay, I was cruisin' the bay and they're using the same pic to hawk a soprano.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lanikai-LU-21-Soprano-Ukulele-/160987042810?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item257b9353fa

Buyer beware! :D

NoKaOi
03-13-2013, 10:09 PM
errr....wouldn't that addition make it a 'soporno'...?
:uhoh:


Okay, I was cruisin' the bay and they're using the same pic to hawk a soprano.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lanikai-LU-21-Soprano-Ukulele-/160987042810?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item257b9353fa

Buyer beware! :D