View Full Version : Pimp Tea!

02-20-2008, 09:24 AM
I don't know how many people know of the underground hip hop scene in Nova Scotia, but here's just a little 'taste'

... of Pimp Tea.

I especially like that his album is entitled "An Urba'l Remedy" - Hahaha, yes!

See, it's funny because it's a portmanteau of the words 'urban' and 'herbal'.

He is a god.

Aldrine Guerrero
02-20-2008, 09:26 AM
OMG... favorited

02-20-2008, 09:31 AM
Here are the lyrics, from the official Pimp Tea Website (http://www.pimptea.com/index2.html):

Lyrics to Shake Ya Caboose
written by Troy Neilson
produced by Nevski

Pimp Tea chorus 4x:
Shake ya caboose
Shake ya caboose
Get juiced, get goosed, let loose,
And just shake ya caboose

Pimp Tea verse:
Hey ladies... I ain't got no Mercedes
But feel free to watch me shake my babies
Wiggle and squirm, Making y'all learn
Each one in turn, how to do the booty shake
This ain't no drill, cause this just ain't fake
This here's the real, just ain't no debate
Over who's delicious, the bootylicious,
The non-fictious, the mister it's a pleasure misses.

And for all the french ladies
Who don't wanna make babies
Voulez-vouz dancez avec moi
En dehors, tout le soir

It started in May
At my birthday parteh,
Are they really taking a chance to watch me dance.
Shake it around making y'all giggle as I wiggle around in my pants
Even making the guys take a second glace.

chorus 4x

Pimp Tea verse 2:
Always free,
To move your body like me.
And at a party,
Bass in my arter-rery.
Graspin' the liter-rery,
Form of vocabulary.
Spoken by the beat,
And risin' the heat.

Like a ford I got focus
Bringing destruction like a locust
Add DES to Troy
Then you can guess my ploy.

The way you looked at me,
Made me feel so sexy.
I was out on the dance floor shaking my big caboose
All up in your face like you done hit a moose
wit my caboose.. yeah... wit my caboose..

If you gots a big caboose, then shake it, shake it
If you wants to let loose, then shake it, shake it
If you gots a big caboose, then shake it, shake it
If you wants to let loose, then shake it, shake it

Your beauty is more pronounced than crystal blue skies
Even more compelling are your crisp captivating eyes
But what drew you to me, was that my booty almost made your whole boat capsize
what the hull?

chorus 4x

Pimp Tea Verse 3:
I'd rather take a train than a bus or a plane
Those who think I'm lame, I proclaim: "you're insane!"
Smooth and slick, with a steady stream of steam
Slow than quick, with a gleam of supreme esteem
A train makes for a rather comfortable ride
Picturesque, that's the best, and fewer plants will die

In the caboose, is where I tend NOT to ride
I prefer to sit outside and watch it go by

So next time you find yourself on a train,
Just mozzy on down to the little red caboose at the end
And start a new trend of...

chorus 4x:

02-20-2008, 09:32 AM
"At a quick glance, Pimp Tea might be viewed as a bling bling show-me-the-money rapper, but fortunately there is much more to be read beneath the cover. Hailing from Fredericton, New Brunswick, this Canadian brings forth a diverse style, but with a distinctive small-town flavour. In fact, it's his love of hip-hop and live energy that puts potency in his act. "

Howlie Boy
02-20-2008, 09:59 AM
it looked like he was getting out of breath about half way through, i would to movin like that trying to rap... lol

Great vid.

Howlie Boy

02-20-2008, 10:12 AM
All pimps ride in 90's style corrolas


02-20-2008, 11:10 AM
This reminds me of Ill Mitch:


Come take a seat on my anger sword!

Thats not him in the vid, btw. but there's lots of vids of him on youtube.

02-20-2008, 06:03 PM
Haha, I remember Ill Mitch. He is pimp.

The thing is that with Ill Mitch, it's obvious that his stuff was meant to be comedy. But Pimp Tea is legit (I think. I've questioned myself multiple times these past few days). Seriously, I think he's actually trying.

And if it really is comedy in disguise, then this is pure genius.

02-20-2008, 06:19 PM


02-21-2008, 03:32 AM
Its a serious injustice....itunes doesn't have Pimp Tea for sale!!!

p.s. Chacaron is the greatest song ever!:)

02-01-2012, 11:58 PM
The album is up for sale now on iTunes: