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lancemanion

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Doing a little shopping in Sapporo and came across this:

Uke Egg Slicer.jpg

Also found nice selection of ukes, including some Yamahas I've never seen in the U.S.
 

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Wow. And looks like five for $5.88.

You should second mortgage the house, buy a barn full of them, and be the North American distributor for ukulele egg slicers! Sell them for, like, two for $5.88. You'd make a killing, lancemanion.

You could lord over them since you have them all. "You wanna ukulele egg slicer? Is that what I'm hearing? Well, lets just say dinner's on you--what's the ritziest joint in Bentonville, AR, anyhow?--and you treat me like one of the family and I'll see if I can't come up with a few for you, Sam Walton, Jr. Capice?"

One caution: you'd have to act quickly before this currently fading wave of uke popularity goes completely in the crapper because the plastic recycler would give you a nickel per dozen for them. The next ukulele wave isn't due until around 2099, and something tells me your grandkids aren't gonna want to frig with these things.
 
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