The Augusta National on my NUD

I've got a new to me uke coming by UPS today and it didn't occur to me until this morning that the Augusta National Masters golf tournament opens this week...I happen to live right across from the course so today my UPS driver has to plow through thousands of fans, golfers, celebrities, road blocks, and who knows what other obstacles just to bring my uke to me. I feel for the guy.

So, when are we playing a round?!

I used to live in Augusta, downtown on Greene St.
I would always rent out my place and leave town for the week.
I could usually rent the place for the weekend equal to four monthly payments.