38,000 posts? Sheesh. I don't think I'll live to be that old... and you joined later than I did!
If each post takes a single minute to write and hit reply, that's.... wow. Many more hours than I have in a day to be here. I admire your dedication to the forum.
But 100 posts... I wish UU had a stat timeline so you could look back on your own activity and figure out when you crossed certain milestones.