So after I abandoned y'all for a couple months (there was a boy... there was a breakup... I'm sure you hear that story all the time) I have a question. Am I allowed to come crawling back to the uke board now??? I will understand if you say no. I did abandon you for a boy. But I won't do it again, I promise!!! I probably won't be able to do it again, in fact, since I'll never find love again and I'm probably going to die alone with my cats. Please?