Jools1050
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So, I've Ben learning a new piece to play for a couple weeks now. It's my own arrangement and I really like the results. In the past whenever I ask my wife to film me playing, it usually takes a gazzilion attempts to get one passable video down.
Tonight , I had the house to myself so I thought I would set the iPad up and film myself. So I sit nice and comfy, position the iPad, make sure I'm in good light and begin filming.
Then it happens, the frets on my uke shrink in size until each one measures 5mm width, then my fingers swell until my finger ends resemble melons. Then my feather-light touch becomes a vice-like death grip and I feel like at any moment I will snap the neck in half. Then each of the fingers on my right hand turn into steel hooks and every time I try to pluck a string, the just wrap around it and refuse to let go . Then instead of soulful harmonies coming from the sound hole, I'm sure I can hear s******ing !!! Yes just there ..... Listen ....... Yep bloody s******ing at me it is !!! Deep within the uke body the Trolls can't help them selves , it's a s****** at first, but soon turns into a full blown belly laugh !!
At this point I usually practice all known profanities and make a number of unflattering facial expressions and switch the goddamnbloody camera off !!
Yes ......... I'm s** !!!!
Tonight , I had the house to myself so I thought I would set the iPad up and film myself. So I sit nice and comfy, position the iPad, make sure I'm in good light and begin filming.
Then it happens, the frets on my uke shrink in size until each one measures 5mm width, then my fingers swell until my finger ends resemble melons. Then my feather-light touch becomes a vice-like death grip and I feel like at any moment I will snap the neck in half. Then each of the fingers on my right hand turn into steel hooks and every time I try to pluck a string, the just wrap around it and refuse to let go . Then instead of soulful harmonies coming from the sound hole, I'm sure I can hear s******ing !!! Yes just there ..... Listen ....... Yep bloody s******ing at me it is !!! Deep within the uke body the Trolls can't help them selves , it's a s****** at first, but soon turns into a full blown belly laugh !!
At this point I usually practice all known profanities and make a number of unflattering facial expressions and switch the goddamnbloody camera off !!
Yes ......... I'm s** !!!!