You know you are a Ukulele player when....

Fred Miu · Feb 19, 2009

Object of this thread is to list a reason, you can make multiple reasons, to why "You know you are a Ukulele player when..."

You know you are a Ukulele player when; you feel uncomfortable when you hold a guitar and think to yourself that there is too many strings.

therimidalv · Feb 19, 2009

You know you are a ukulele player when your neighbor shows you his new all mahogany cabinet set and all you can think of is how many ukes you could make out of it.

MisoHappy · Feb 19, 2009

you overhear someone talking trash about ukulele and are overcome with malice

You occupy your mall time with watching live lessons

Your friends gave you a nickname pertaining to ukulele

It's usually all you want to talk about

you say guitar is overrated

Fred Miu · Feb 19, 2009

therimidalv said:
You know you are a ukulele player when your neighbor shows you his new all mahogany cabinet set and all you can think of is how many ukes you could make out of it.

wow, thats extreme man!!!!! :rock: (harold and kumar lol)

you know you are an ukulele player when you KNOW you can play I'm Yours....and people ask you to play it.

You know you are a Ukulele player when you thinks Deach is the best ukulele player every

MisoHappy · Feb 19, 2009

Fred Miu said:
you know you are an ukulele player when you KNOW you can play I'm Yours....and people ask you to play it.

Tru daht

Other ukers in your school don't bring their own ukes, because they know they can just nag to borrow yours.

freedive135 · Feb 19, 2009

When your standing on the back porch WITHOUT a Ukulele watchin the new neighbors move in, thinking of introducing yourself and he says "Your the guy that plays the Ukulele, right?".

(I find out he is friends with a family a couple of houses down the street from me).

DeG · Feb 19, 2009

... you know what the 4 K's are.
... you think that George Clooney Eats Apples. (that's how I remember it)
...you think nothing of telling your friends you have a high G-String! (TMI!!)

bornagainjeeper · Feb 19, 2009

You warm your house with a guitar burning stove....

6 strings it too many, but you don't play bass cuz you can't lift it...(ok i'm a bass player too)

When you hear Headstock, fingerboard, and soundhole its enough to need a cold shower...

you have at least one uke for serious playing, but one set aside to get water damage in the bathtub (thats me anyhow)

you go to a family reunion to pick up chicks...wait thats a redneck joke...

Fred Miu · Feb 19, 2009

DeG said:
... you know what the 4 K's are.
... you think that George Clooney Eats Apples. (that's how I remember it)
...you think nothing of telling your friends you have a high G-String! (TMI!!)

wait....WHAT ARE THE 4 K's?!!!!

DeG · Feb 19, 2009

Fred Miu said:
wait....WHAT ARE THE 4 K's?!!!!

For real??
Ko'olau, Kanile'a, KoAloha, Kamaka

:shaka:

Fred Miu · Feb 19, 2009

i was kidding lol. for a second i was pretending that i wasnt a real ukulele player haha.

DeG · Feb 19, 2009

Fred Miu said:
i was kidding lol. for a second i was pretending that i wasnt a real ukulele player haha.

I knew you asked for the benefit of the newbies.

anomoly40 · Feb 19, 2009

You've spent enough time modifying that $30 Kay ebay uke you could have made one from a kit from stew-mac with mother of pearl inlays you've grown yourself. But it sounds like a $45 uke at least.

cpatch · Feb 19, 2009

- Size doesn't matter.

- You think "The Three Tenors" is a ukulele trio.

MisoHappy · Feb 19, 2009

cpatch said:
- Size doesn't matter.

- You think "The Three Tenors" is a ukulele trio.

!? It's not?

-you have a tendency to hold your ukulele in your lap at the computer

bornagainjeeper · Feb 19, 2009

MisoHappy said:
!? It's not?

-you have a tendency to hold your ukulele in your lap at the computer

so true....i hold it alllllll the damn time!

Fred Miu · Feb 19, 2009

you guys are coming up with stuff i do everytime im modding lol

are some of you guys spying on meee??????

khrome · Feb 19, 2009

..when you read UU more than you read email

..when talking about g-strings is no longer inappropriate

..when you just bought a uke and are already planning your next purchase

ricdoug · Feb 19, 2009

When new audiences actually enjoy listening to you play the uke. I get that from all walks. Ric

cpatch · Feb 19, 2009

- You want your dog to have fleas.

- "Moore Bettah" is grammatically correct.

- You stop blowing chunks.

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