She asked what was in the envelope, and I looked the other way, cou*DEACH!!!!*ghed and said: "Oh, just a book..."
By the way, if there is a little lizard in there could you send it back? His name is Henry, and he's been gone since that day... He likes humid spots but he gets homesick very quickly. Just putting him in an envelope with a slice of compost will do. Thanks.