SEASON 503 "SUPERMARKET SWEEP!!!"

[LimousinLil]

Greetings, Seasonistas, and a warm welcome to Season 503 ... please watch the video for details!

I have taken the liberty of posting my contribution for the week, because I have no idea how to add the Playlist later, so I wanted to put it up now. This is called, "Host's Prerogative" ... YOU all have to wait till the normal starting time.

It's a pretty broad theme, so I hope that everyone can find something to bring - no song limit this week. Most importantly, please have fun!



PLAYLIST: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFDjTj2zZYx5GA4JYhXmJbbQjoNKfAM8

(Oh, I've just seen that it's now possible to "edit!")

Please remember that Jim's very fun "Parody" week still has a couple of days to run.

 

[Flatbaroque]

At last a legume friendly season.
Peas in our time.

 

[Canada Jim]

This'll be a good one Val!

I have actually played a SUPERMARKET gig with my buddies Ted and Saskia. Saskia put down her fiddle long enough to take this selfie and surprised Ted and me with it on our Facebook pages the next day. The crowd went mild.

 

[LimousinLil]

At last a legume friendly season.
Peas in our time.

Oh, John .... YES, YES, YES!!!!

 

[LimousinLil]

This'll be a good one Val!

I have actually played a SUPERMARKET gig with my buddies Ted and Saskia. Saskia put down her fiddle long enough to take this selfie and surprised Ted and me with it on our Facebook pages the next day. The crowd went mild.


Perhaps you were in the wrong aisle, Jim? (But good to see this!)

 

[chris667]

Perhaps you were in the wrong aisle, Jim? (But good to see this!)

Well, aisle be damned.

 

[LimousinLil]

Well, aisle be damned.

Oh, yes, this reminds me ... corny jokes/puns about foodstuffs will be much appreciated by your Host!

 

[Barbablanca]

Great theme... I am consumered with enthusiasm for the bargain ideas the theme especially offers.

 

[LimousinLil]

Oh, well done, Berni! May you continue to be "consumered" ... even to the extent of giving me two songs for the price of one!

 

[wee_ginga_yin]

Negative Calories Blues. (WeeOriginal)

Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!
What a promise divine - what a sugary treat.
Pudding and pies - beans and peas
Buy anything - just eat what you please

Salt and ice-cream - belly fat pork
There is no difference - between butter or Stork.
Now there is a promise - you just can't beat.
Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!

Triple quarter pounder -where does it stop
Eat what you like - if it's got lettuce on top
Blubber and skin - and fast frozen meat
Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!

The more you eat - the more weight you loose
Buy what you want - no need to choose
Mix yoghut and garlic - they'll go down a treat
Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!

Make your body - a fat burning machine!
Drink olive oil - it's exceptionally clean
Dress your salad - with hard skin from your feet
Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!

You don't need to fast - you don't need to pray
Just double your intake of food everyday.
No charts to offend - no weightwatchers to cheat
Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!

Flatten your stomach - get rid of the flab
Eat oysters and whelks - and fine Cromer crab
Just keep on eating - never admit to defeat
Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!

Just be amazed - watch the pounds disappear
For breakfast drink - a six pack of beer
Just don't mix protein - along with your wheat
Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!

Speed eat your food - and make your pulse race.
Use lots of energy - getting food to your face.
Your heart must pound - with a rhythmical beat
Negative calories - lose weight while you eat!"

 

[pabrizzer]

paoriginal for 503

 

[Flatbaroque]

Cheers Val. The poor chap in this Skip James song has " blues in his bread".
In fact our local Aldi had a recent product recall because there were blues in the home brand sliced white loafs. People who had eaten any were prescribed a large dose of Penta Tonic!

 

[Bystander]

Hi Val, thanks for hosting, apparently you can buy a lot of nice things to wear at supermarkets these days !
Apologies to Jim, I was too busy to do anything last week.

 

[stanat20]

Thanks for hosting Val.This a well known novelty song from 1923

 

[YorkSteve]

'Tis the season for collecting blackberries from the hedgerows around here, but if somebody has already pinched the lot, then I'm sure you can get them from the supermarket.
This got to number one for The Move in 1968.

 

[AlanDP]

Coffee!

 

[elmann]

Better to buy processed fruits

 

[Charley B]

Shirts off! ... It's Iggy Pop time!

 

[pabrizzer]

another paoriginal for 503


i arrived home from the shops the other day with a tray of newly hatched chickens
my wife, most annoyed, asked what the hell was i thinking
i told her they were going cheap

 

[mythinformed]

I met my ex in a supermarket. Looking back on It I suppose we should have met down the electrical aisle first to see if there was a spark.