Air ukulele defense clears man of indecency charges

[Kmetzger]

In yesterday's news: "Scottish man beats masturbating rap with air ukulele defense...he was stroking an instrument but it was only a ukulele."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ing-rap-air-ukulele-defense-article-1.2076250

 

[Nickie]

Since he claimed ukulele, he probably got off with an insanity plea....

 

[TjW]

In yesterday's news: "Scottish man beats masturbating rap with air ukulele defense...he was stroking an instrument but it was only a ukulele."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ing-rap-air-ukulele-defense-article-1.2076250

Why does this remind me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxDeWddQocg

 

[Inksplosive AL]

Stop looking into your neighbors windows, damn lookie loos.

 

[stevepetergal]

I too hate getting caught strumming it.

 

[VegasGeorge]

I think the guy was telling the truth. If he'd been lying, he'd have claimed "air Guitar" which the average person would find more believable. I mean, "air Ukulele" sounds kind of perverted just on the face of it! And yes, I think that's all Tiny Tim's fault.

 

[Jeffelele]

What's that old saying? Oh, yeah, "People in glass underwear shouldn't get stoned".

 

[IamNoMan]

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Any country lad or lass knows if you want to want the neighbors bugger off, you drop the blinds.
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