- Mar 10, 2009
As we near Christmas, Greater Manchester Police are once again operating their annual banjo amnesty.
For one day, people can drop off any of these shameful, dangerous instruments that they may posess, at their local police station, no questions asked.
They will then be incinerated, and the ashes fired into space, just to be sure.
* I urge you to take advantage of this scheme
New laws, coming in 2021 mean 5 years for posession of a tenor's worth, and a mandatory ' Five Strings And You're Out" policy. The sentence is deportation to The Inbreedia Islands, in the Pacific.