Hahaha, that's what's coming.I guess I've been a denizen of the dark side of long-standing. I like my coffee black, my suits charcoal grey, my beers stout, my modes Phrygian. And I recently submitted my $500 deposit for my final ukulele, my baritone. I already have a crappy Kala baritone that I haven't even taken out of its case since 2019 or so. However I have an excellent linear uke and an excellent re-entrant uke. Having an excellent baritone will complete my arsenal.
BTW, I am not a fan of Arsenal. Aston Villa is closer to my heart.
Hahaha, that's what's coming.
If I had known, I would have given it to you. To be fair, it is a Kala so there's nothing wrong with it, but there's nothing right with it. This says more about me than the instrument, but I'm at a place in life where I need something special in order for me to pick it up.
Baritones lead you to tuning you tenors to dGBE and the Tenor-tone Fremonts! Ask me how I know.
Remember, Ukulele has four strings, you have four fingers, this is natural and right. A guitar has six strings. The only people I know of with six fingers are: Goliath, Humperdinck's blade in Princes Bride and the man who killed Trudy Monk. Not a nice crowd to be associated with.