Aha, so I'm not the only one.
Yes, I want a sopranissimo and a ukubass too. And a spare uke for regular tuning - I play on a rare tuning, D4-Bb3-C4-F4, but I'd like to learn standard uke music as well, there are folk songs I wanna learn.
And yet I still feel an odd guilt about 'cheating' on the one I have. This is moronic, because playing it in peeing rain and wrecking it would hardly be better...