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  1. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    Redneck loses his wife

    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
    OFFICER: Age?
    Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do...
  2. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    Jerry, I would much rather see jokes posted here,...

    Jerry, I would much rather see jokes posted here, with me. Uke Talk isn't a joke. Please, let's not make it one. OK?
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    Sticky: Here is our channel. ...

    Here is our channel.

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1WFnNtvK53YQm11kHoLEgg
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    Poll: I like tuning better with Gotohs. But I have...

    I like tuning better with Gotohs. But I have Pegheads, so I selected them. I Have the black ones, but those with a white buttons are even classier looking, to me.
  5. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    A woman goes into Sports Are Us to buy a rod and...

    A woman goes into Sports Are Us to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

    The clerk was standing...
  6. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. ...

    A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

    A will is a dead giveaway.

    A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

    Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat...
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    Good job, John. I've always loved that song. Joni...

    Good job, John. I've always loved that song. Joni was a fave of mine when I was a kid in college.
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    Cool! Reminds me of Uncle Elvis, except you're a...

    Cool! Reminds me of Uncle Elvis, except you're a better picker.
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    Although I have no desire to ever try playing a...

    Although I have no desire to ever try playing a 'fiver' again, the Bonanza ukes fascinate me. I can't believe the top, sides, and back are hewn out of blocks of wood like a primitive boat.
    I think...
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    Congrats! If I played a tenor, I'd have to have...

    Congrats! If I played a tenor, I'd have to have one like yours!
  11. I have a Gold Tone concert, and it's more than...

    I have a Gold Tone concert, and it's more than adequate.
    The Fluke is one of the best sounding banjoukes I've ever played.
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    In case you haven't seen this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkD50BwWShs&feature=emb_rel_end
  13. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    Global Facts About Sex At any given moment: ...

    Global Facts About Sex

    At any given moment:

    FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
    FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
    FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
    FACT: 1 old...
  14. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    Irish blonde... An attractive blonde from...

    Irish blonde...

    An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope...
  15. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    Wise Italian Grandfather An old Italian man in...

    Wise Italian Grandfather

    An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so you...
  16. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    The Jewish Elbow… A Jewish grandmother is...

    The Jewish Elbow…

    A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

    "You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301....
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    I'd love to know how they perform on your new...

    I'd love to know how they perform on your new Cocobolo Ukulele, that's what I play.
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    Congrats on your 'new' venture. And welcome to UU...

    Congrats on your 'new' venture. And welcome to UU forum.
    I Hope that someday I can afford one of these lovely birds.
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    Congrats! I do love that stripe! I believe one...

    Congrats! I do love that stripe!
    I believe one can't go wrong with any of the K-brand ukes from Hawaii.
    Finding the right string set can be a crapshoot. What sounds fine on one uke may suck on...
  20. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others...

    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?

    Well...you'll love this one.

    My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room...
  21. Congratulations! Sam Muir plays a Wunderkammer,...

    Congratulations! Sam Muir plays a Wunderkammer, you're in good company!
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    LOL, this is just what I needed, Jerry. A few...

    LOL, this is just what I needed, Jerry. A few weeks before the shutdown, we bought over a grand worth of new equipment. The new powered speakers are so heavy I can't put them on the stands!
    But, my...
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    Hell, I'm having a bad practice month! Since we...

    Hell, I'm having a bad practice month! Since we have no gigs, it's very hard to stay motivated.
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    Yes, rcboals, the banjouke is quite fun. I'm on...

    Yes, rcboals, the banjouke is quite fun. I'm on my second one. They needn't be horribly pricey, either. I have a concert scale Gold Tone that cost under $300. They aren't quite as sensitive to...
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    There seems to be a big shortage of in person...

    There seems to be a big shortage of in person teachers for intermediate players. Sure, they're all over the web, but I'd love to learn in person with a competent teacher. If you're good at...
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