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  1. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    I don’t know much about my lineage.....I guess...

    I don’t know much about my lineage.....I guess I’m living in relative obscurity.....
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    I got in touch with my inner self today......last...

    I got in touch with my inner self today......last time I buy that toilet paper.
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    Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean...

    Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea
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    Maybe it’s the wine but.....no matter what we...

    Maybe it’s the wine but.....no matter what we think about governments...for the most part they are like Preparation H.......on the whole they work......
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    Maybe it’s the wine but........wouldn’t it make...

    Maybe it’s the wine but........wouldn’t it make more sense that men ride horses side saddle?
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    It’s strange what they are finding out about...

    It’s strange what they are finding out about Covid and how it reacts to other living creatures. We know that dogs, cats, minks can get it....as well as some insects. But ants can’t.....it seems they...
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    My son is taking part in a social experiment...

    My son is taking part in a social experiment where he has to wear a t-shirt saying "GO VEGAN" for 2 weeks and see how people react.
    So far, he has been punched, spit on and a bottle thrown at him!
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    Not intending to derail the thread here, but I...

    Not intending to derail the thread here, but I can only seem to post anything once a day, if I try to post a second it comes up that I’m blacklisted and am forbidden...I can’t even get a mods...
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    Jerryc, I’m a little sensitive to leg jokes right...

    Jerryc, I’m a little sensitive to leg jokes right now. I tripped over a box of Kleenex and I thought I sprained my ankle.....but the Doc said it was just tissue damage.
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    Ouch....... The pastor asked if anyone in the...

    Ouch.......

    The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise.

    Two months...
  11. Thread: Today's Chuckle

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    A stand-up comic gets a gig to perform at a old...

    A stand-up comic gets a gig to perform at a old age home.
    Soon into his act he notices that most of the old people there are pretty out of it so he tries to tell the same joke twice and people still...
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    You know with so many dangerous cults out there,...

    You know with so many dangerous cults out there, now is the time to practice safe sects......
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    My wife sez I don’t communicate. I mean really, I...

    My wife sez I don’t communicate. I mean really, I have 47 notifications on my Facebook .....yesterday I came home and found a note on the fridge....it said “ it’s not working, I’ve had it, I’m...
  14. Thread: Football

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    I think you can almost say that any division...

    I think you can almost say that any division leader now is in......sadly that would include Dallas. With the expanded playoff this year the third ranked team in each division now has a chance....and...
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    At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive...

    At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

    Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he...
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    I see that NASA has put a restaurant on the...

    I see that NASA has put a restaurant on the Moon......I hear the food’s great but it lacks atmosphere...
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    Thanx all. Your opinions are very much welcome. ...

    Thanx all. Your opinions are very much welcome.

    Rp
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    I need a nudge over the edge.....

    Hello all,

    If this posts strangely my iPad has been doing weird things.....including this thread....this is my 3rd time trying to post it.

    I’m looking to buy a RISA Solid Stick Tenor ukulele. I...
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    Hello Jan, yes I live in Windsor...the one in...

    Hello Jan, yes I live in Windsor...the one in Ontario not the one in Quebec, Nova Scotia or NFLD.
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    The New Brunswick Department of Transportation...

    The New Brunswick Department of Transportation found over 450 dead crows on Highway #2 East near Salisbury Big Stop this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus....
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    Maybe a sign of things to come..... 128934

    Maybe a sign of things to come.....

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    Any CCR song is fun to do and they go from very...

    Any CCR song is fun to do and they go from very easy to easy.....

    The first song I learned ( and performed ) on the uke was The New York Mining Disaster of 1941 by The Bee Gees.
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    Maybe it’s my old age but I don’t get why I am...

    Maybe it’s my old age but I don’t get why I am the only naked person here at this gender reveal party......
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    A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The...

    A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God’s work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door...
  25. Thanx for the advice. I noticed that the Seagull...

    Thanx for the advice. I noticed that the Seagull website indicated that the strings were discontinued....so consensus is match the gauge and length with guitar strings and cut to fit.....that seems...
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