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  1. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    I see there's currently a big ol social media furore going on over an incident in which a man shoved his kids into the path of a group of marathon runners right while his wife was winning. I have...conflicted thoughts on this. There's a debate over whether it was a genuine but clumsy attempt...
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    Orange VIP color makes me want to have breakfast!

    Could be worse. It could be brown and...textured
  3. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    I am loving this massage gun. So good on my damaged area from a mountain bike crash when I was 17. Definitely a big reduction in how often I crack my back. I can't wait to be able afford a custom chess set for her.
  4. Voran

    Sold Cocobolo Concert Ukulele

    Supergluing nuts? That...sounds like a dangerous fetish activity a dominatrix might do lol
  5. Voran

    Help Please - Nut fell off 😥

    ...it is taking me a great deal of willpower not to make an off color joke about nuts falling off.
  6. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    I can't wait to get my friend a custom chess set. She deserves one for this lil device. Used to be simply being female was a life limiting disability. Every month like clockwork I would be twisted up in agony drugged to the eyes unable to move even with pain meds. I can make it all go away now...
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    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    I still feel a bit raw sometimes listening to heavy metal. I love my old 2008 era bands but sometimes they dig up too much nostalgia to deal with. I miss moshing. I miss the time we were lined up for a wall of death and Matt Heafy screamed the word annihilate and somehow we all collectively...
  8. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    I'm having to be super frugal right now but I want to get her an expensive gift at some point. She has often mentioned wanting a custom chess set...if I reach a point where I can afford to spend a bit more again Imma commission for her that pink-on-purple set she always wanted.
  9. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    A friend of mine insisted on gifting me a massage gun because I was always complaining about muscle knots. OMG. This thing has unlocked a whole new world of instant regeneration. If I have a back or neck issue I can just get rid of it in a few minutes rather than wait hours or days for a heat...
  10. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    So apparently there's outrage going on over women having to make the first move on a dating app called Bumble. I will never understand. Back when I dated as a teen and a very young adult I absolutely did make the first move. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to. I didn't know gender roles even...
  11. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    I won my 30-minute game despite being down a rook tonight. I figured there was a chance I could lever open the pawn protection around the king so I set about attacking pieces such that they had to move then sending my queen in. It's been hard getting out of a slump but it has most definitely...
  12. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    I got to pet a delightful little cat today. Super silky plush tabby with big adorable green eyes. She's someone else's but I got to give her a lil shoulder massage
  13. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    I was in a low mood this morning. No real reason other than the estrogen drop all women get once a month. But I got a nice annihilation sequence in one of my daily chess games and...yup. I am back to my real self. Nothing is quite so fun as the ol X-shaped maneuver where the bishop and queen...
  14. Voran

    Blunders, Eight-stringed Ukuleles and Random Winged Insects: Voran's blog

    Working on my short scifi novellette. Finding I really have to push through a lot of 'shoulds'. I keep putting myself under pressure to write long-ass passages just to write long-ass passages. And I tell myself no...writing is not about shoulds. When some caveman or cavewoman first came up with...
  15. Voran

    A Punk Rock Ukulele Journey

    OMG your username. I love it.
  16. Voran

    Today's Chuckle

    IDK it's just when someone says I would make a good wife I cannot help thinking 'what the hell????? Where did I go wrong?'
  17. Voran

    Today's Chuckle

    I agree haha. Someone once made a comment about how I'd make a great wife for their son and I was just devastated. I have no idea how I managed to come across as a brainless submissive who has nothing better to do than clean up after a man.
  18. Voran

    Ask a stupid question

    No clue. Tell us?
  19. Voran

    Today's Chuckle

    Not fussy about the type of broom. It would just be fun to be up at high altitude plus you could annoy people by dropping water balloons into inappropriate places such as weddings and funerals.
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