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  1. #571
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    Saw this the other day...

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    You don't stop playing when you get old. You get old when you stop playing

    Tanglewood TU13M concert called Kalea
    Brunswick BU4-B baritone called Kalua
    Fender DG5 Dreadnought guitar named Tilly
    Tanglewood Discovery guitar
    Valencia hybrid classical guitar

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    A friend of mine just forwarded this to me...

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    Banjo Ukes: Southern Cross, Firefly, Stella
    Sopranos: Donaldson, Timms, Moku, Waterman, Bugsgear, Outdoor, Waverly Street, Harmony
    Concerts:Cocobolo #412, Ohana CK450QEL, CK-65D, Rosewood Vita, Mahogany Vita,
    Donaldson Custom, Epi Les Paul, National Triolian Reso, Republic
    Tenors: Kala KA-KTG-CY, KoAloha Sceptre, Fluke, Cordoba 20TM
    Bass: Fluke Timber

    Am I done?

    ...Maybe?...

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    Why can't you run through a campsite.

    Because it is past tents.

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    I love going camping. The excitement is intense.

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    So this guy's working in the produce department in the grocery store and a lady walks up and she says, “Excuse me.”
    He says, “Yes?”
    She says, “Where’s the broccoli, I can’t find the broccoli?”
    “Oh, I’m really sorry ma’am,” he says, “We're all out of broccoli.”
    And he goes back to his work and he’s stacking the oranges and he hears behind him, “Mister, Mister,” and he turns around and it’s the same lady, and she says, “Where’s the Broccoli? You got any broccoli?”
    He says, “No, ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli, but we’ll have some tomorrow morning.”
    He goes back to work and a couple of minutes later, the same woman walks up right in his face and she says, “How come I can’t find any broccoli?”
    He says, “Lady, ah, do me a favor, will you.”
    She says, “What?”
    He says, “How do you spell... indulge me... how do you spell 'cat', like in Catastrophic?”
    She says, “C-A-T.”
    He says, "Right! Now how do you spell 'dog', like in dogmatic?”
    She says, “D-O-G.”
    He says, "Right! Now how do you spell 'F***' like in Broccoli?”
    She say, “There is no 'F***' in Broccoli!”
    And he says, “RIGHT!"
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    "Sex Problems"

    A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with
    his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he
    couldn't get a clear picture of the problems. Finally he asked, "Do you
    ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?"

    "Well, yes, I did once."

    "And how did she look?"

    "Oh boy, she looked very angry!"

    At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting
    somewhere. "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this
    further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend's
    face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that
    you saw her face that time?"

    "She was watching us through the window."
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

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    Did you see that news article, about that poor newlywed guy who got bit
    by a shark on his honeymoon and died?

    He didn't suffer too much; he'd only been married two days.
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

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    Here's one

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    John

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    No, it was an accident! Duplicate post deleted.
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    John

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    It can't have been accidental - he did it twice!

    John Colter

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