My bro lives in FL, sent this
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I live in Florida and have never seen anything like that. Maybe close to it at the beach. Don't fall for it. Remember hurricane season is around the corner.
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Originally Posted by Ukecaster
I hope your brother isn't a "Florida man..."
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Now I believe some of those.
Had an Bar/grill in the same center a my bank in the outparcel. One night s guy ran up a big bar tab. He could not pay so he told the owner he was going over ot the bank and get some cash.
, presumably from the ATM. Wrong got to the bank picked a garbage can through it through the window and started rummaging through the desks. Poor guy got drunk and committed a federal crime.
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